It was a good idea.  Luby's was having a free picture session with Santa and we all love to eat at Luby's sooo.  It turned out that
the guy running the show was some jive guy with a digital camera and an inkjet printer.  The Santa didn't show and the Luby's manager was not happy.  So they drafted one of the ladies that worked the buffet line.  She in turn was not happy, never spoke, never smiled and while we were there, only Hank and the guy's little boy would approach her/him.  But Hank gamely plopped himself upon his/her lap and began to recite every toy he could think of seeing on tv commercials so a good time was had by...
him.  He never seemed to notice that Santa had bawsomes that reached to her/his waist!
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